Monday, September 15, 2008

Whatzamatta U?

All I care about right now is Sarah, Sarah, sigh, Sarah. If I could sing to you, dear reader, I would break into "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns." McCain should just be honest about the whole thing and use that song to campaign. Our new Battle Hymn of the Empire has been written by the Cramps. All hail queen Sarah, she has to be the first sign of the appocalypse. Clear the way to the Temple Mount.
Does anyone think either party will make a bit of difference? I want to go back to a time when we did not attempt to rule the world on money borrowed from China. Now the market has fallen, maybe the chinese will reinvest in another marketplace, and everyone will have to live within thier means, including our so called government. I suggest they move the cash to Russia.
But we will always have Sarah to fall back on. Sarah, we love you..... you are the perfect Tabloid Prez...Lady McBeth meets a Roger Corman Day Time Drama. From Alaska with Love.
Sorry about that John M, you obviously have never worked in the real world. You have failed to see the obvious, never hire a younger, better looking, ambitious number 2.

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