Wednesday, September 17, 2008

that aint snow...

...on the top of denali.

that's be sugar. alaskan sugar...for vice president. sweet cream pie with all the gooey insides one could ask for. ala mode. the perfect spokeswoman for modern america, a shapely icon of justice, a blind lassie with sword in hand.

on her hip, the alaskan 'outer america' creed:

1. if it moves, shoot it.

2. if it bites back, shoot it.

3. if it threatens big oil, shoot it.

you dont even have to ask questions later. let the left do that.

then shoot em.

'it's simple...keep it stupid.'
- George Whistlehead Bush

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