dick cheney is 5'8"

nothing against shortness, I always thought cheney was a big burley turkeyman on tv. I was surprised to see (visiting w/ Georgia dignitaries yesterday) that he's really sort of a small bald ball. a grunting hunting runt. something of a white chocolate milk dud, as it were.

I imagine him rolling on the floor with karl rove, oiling their hairy naked behinds, doing their best munchkin choruses from the 2nd floor of the House they surely call Oz.