Sunday, November 9, 2008

the ones who voted for him get it

and those who didnt got on their knees fast. they may not see the coolness, but they can sure feel the heat. aint nobody trying to keep being too righty whitey these days. I still wanna wait till barack's in office before I agree this is some kinda age of aquarius hoo hah.

right now is the best time to celebrate the coolness before the dang ultra conservative aqua vulva fetus huggers get their air back. theyve been knocked out but they aint eggsactly in the grave.

great graphic. very funny. I'll pass that one around.

jaw dropping tasteless joke anyone?

tuesday night, ohio falls to the democrats and obama puts on his suit coat to address the nation, gracefully with reserved joy. his measured steps to the mic are seen on every tv turned on. after regarding his audience with venerated respect and sweeping optimism, he shouts:

KILL WHITEY!!! KILL ALL DA WHITE PEOPLE!!!

or perhaps he smiles a satchmo grin and yells:

WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT???

if you want some real humor, as only the onion can deliver, try...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to

1 comment:

lowflyin lolana said...

i'm just fucking worried and i'm just going to fucking worry every fucking day that this is too good to be true: an actual truly good man in the white house with a concise and probing mind, and keen analytical skills, and warmth as a person as well.

i'm just going to fucking worry every fucking day about him because, it is my fucking job.

yessir.

that's my story and i'm sticking to it.